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Me and the lovely Anastasia! Her character fancies mine so here's hoping we get some love scenes - she's well fit!

Alright! This is me at the Orion Road party

Party ON!!

so last nite we had our Orion road first day at work, then the party that night. It was wicked!! in the morning, I got woken up by this really fit bird (no not like that you mucky people, she was knocking on my front door) who wanted me to act like I was leaving for work for this documentary she's doing about the show. Which was really cool, cause I WAS leaving for work! So it was dead easy to act! She's called TAra and she's a bit of Alright - yeah! I'd pulled her by the end of the night.

I really like this new job - rock on!!

That's me leaving for my first day on Orion Road - and that's Tara the producer who I pulled later! Excellent!

being me

loads of people have asked about how I got to be an model and actor and basically its really E-Z. I like dressing up in things (too cold to go out with no clothes on!!) so dressing up in space suits is no problem. jason doesn't have i gun which i'm dissapointed about 'causeI practiced falling over and getting shot loads but maybe I'll talk them into a bit yeah, you reckon!?! that Alex bird is quite fit so maybe I'll have a little word with her on the
Q-T (quiet) You've got to do a special look when a camera is on you, if your acting or modelling you've got to frown a bit, so I just try to count up all the things i can see, which can be a bit hard to keep count. Sometimes after they've shouted cut! I'm still counting.

Alright!

Hi everyone,

yeah it's really me, crispin! It's all gone a bit mad recently, i've got a new job way-hey!! I'm gonna be on this wicked new show called orion road, it's got space motorcicle things, fit birds and me!! Wicked!!!!

I play Jason Orion (like the name of the show, gedditt!!???) and he is scott's nemecis - no wait, nemissis - is their a spell checker on this thing? i know - I'm scott's biggest emeny!

way hey!!!